Saturday, April 02, 2005

"We're not racist," says Kilroy, "but everyone knows black people are good at sport!"

And have a great sense of rhythm and stuff...

Yep - Kilroy's recruited himself an ethnic! Sounds like no one was too impressed though - only three people turned up to the press conference:

"Mr McKenzie had booked a conference suite at Fairfield, where he awaited visitors from the press with Marianne Bowness, who plans to contest the Croydon Central constituency for Veritas.

"But instead of a packed auditorium, the pair were greeted to the sight of rows and rows of empty seats.

"Mrs Bowness, a PR expert who promotes Mr McKenzie, told the seven seated inside: 'We were expecting TV cameras this morning. But of the two that were due to arrive, one had called off and the other hasn't arrived either, so we'll have to grin and bear it.'"

Now yes, McKenzie is an ex-boxer, and he's black - but why do Veritas need a sports spokesman anyway? Haven't they considered for a moment that it could look like your typical casual racism to lump black issues and sport together? And what about non-black ethnic minorities? Or do we have to wait for someone Chinese to turn up before we get a "Spokesman for Chinese and Efficient Service Issues"?

FYI: WInston McKenzie stood as an independent in the Brent East By Election - pulling in just 197 votes for his self-proclaimed "Black Voice for Great Britain" party.

His key message? "Stop all immigration because Britain is full."

Lookee - handy Winston McKenzie campaign literature - if it weren't for the fact the BNP wouldn't let him in, methinks that might be more appropriate...


At 4:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

With the General Election just called, the countdown to "Prime Minister Kilroy-Silk" starts now.

And you read it first here.

And would not Winston MacKenzie make an excllent Home Secretary?

At 5:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Judging by his high quality electioneering material, would Mr McKenzie not make a better No 10 communications chief?

And in any case, is he not also currently playing Patrick in "Eastenders"?

At 6:48 AM, Anonymous Corrie fan said...

And is Kilroy himself not over pre-occuppied playing lothario car dealer, "Ian" in Coronation Street?

How can he also run the country?

At 6:56 PM, Blogger Ossian said...

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At 6:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh bugger, it didn't remove my name. Well you might as well have the comment back and all.

Great picture there by the nonpareil Willesden Herald, "Tomorrow's news yesterday," and "Soonest with the Latest."

At 7:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's me link? I'll get this right if it kills me. Sorry for mucking up your comments.

Great picture there (McKenzie's election leaflet) by the Willesden Herald.

At 6:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kilroy is an ignorant bigot. He is the type of English man that make other countries hate England and the English.

I watched him on the news yesterday and on three seperate occasions he lumped Arabs and Muslims together. He is an ignorant twat. I hope he get humitiated in the election and slips away into obscurity where he belongs.

At 1:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

coronation street actor


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